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iza got no jive

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[Mar. 3rd, 2006|12:57 pm]
iza got no jive
last night was absolutely devastating on about three million different levels. i wish i could re-live it over and over for eternity, and, like, repent or some shit. i'm pretty sure that would make me the running candidate for good karma next life around. god loves selfish, crazy eyed people.

this spanish keyboard blows.

it irritates me that r. crumb hates ralph bakshi so much. i'm almost embarassed that i loved wizards so much when i was twelve. i need new glasses. i want huge monster goggles just like r. crumbs. i want people to dream about me wearing those huge goggles and have huge hard ons all day afterwards. speaking of woodies, i had the most disturbing dream about my boss last night. it was too sexy. it woke me up at nine thirty in the morning, sweaty and crooked.