||[Jun. 11th, 2006|11:43 pm]
iza got no jive
my favorite thing to do when i'm bored is go on livejournal and read about how everyone has lost faith in people, thinks everyone is fake, doesn't feel like they're getting the attention they deserve, has no real friends, sucks at life, feels like the world owes them a break...etc. |
straight up, i'm laughing my ass off. you wanna talk life's lemons, i'm the one to talk with. but, on a lazy day like today, birds singing, sun shining, heart beating, lungs breathing, the only thing i can bitch about is how goddamn good of a person i am, and how i can't even swallow without stopping first to notice the beauty of living.
no no no... the best thing about going on livejournal is cutting down other peoples feelings & honest posts. that makes me heart rush and the blood flow, because, damnit, i'm a really fantastic person.
YOU have no right criticizing ME. if only i could define hypocrite with a name...
p.s. don't bother leaving anonymous comments. i log ip addresses.
i love you baby, you're a gem.
really, you're one of the best people i ever knew. not a hypocrite at all, at all. lets go have some tea.
& ps, anonymous posts are oh so fun though, keisha.
& ps2, criticizing you is also oh so fun. especially when you make no sense while commenting back, trying to sound like you have something to say against me.
so how about that tea? eh? eh? eh?
all i can do is laugh. you'd be a terrible umpire.
well damn, good thing i'm not an umpire.
If all your friends post is that tripe, maybe you need new friends.
Or maybe you could like try to help them see the loveliness of, well, everything, but that is not as much fun nor even HALF as superior as the mocking.
My order of thoughts:
-Huh, coulda sworn it was trite..
-I wonder what the definition is? (my original intent was to correct your usage of the word because my 'superior mocking' would have been classicly ironic.)
-The rubbery lining of the stomach of cattle or.. What the fuck?
-Informal. Something of no value; rubbish. Ahh. Makes sense.
-Damn! Now I can't appear to be smarter than this LiveJournal'er.
Thank you for your time.
mockery is my middle name.
i'd recommend deleting my from your friends if you're quite convinced that i'm such a terrible person, especially considering I DON'T KNOW YOU.
umnhh. if you put something up and leave comments enabled it is like saying "i welcome comments"!
i did not say i was convinced you were a terrible person anywhere up there. i was just commenting.