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83 weeks is a long time [Aug. 23rd, 2009|01:16 am]
iza got no jive
but, not a whole hell of a lot has changed. i'm still funny looking. i still drink/work/swear/approach too much. i still dream about zombies. i still listen to sappy music. i still wear glasses. i still wish my tits were smaller. i still don't eat pigs. i still have a huge crush on cate blanchett. i still hate chocolate.

but, i have a yard. and ceiling fans. and my car is in no danger of being re-poed. sweet progress.
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retarded [Jan. 13th, 2008|07:34 pm]
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now that i have cable, i no longer have patience for anything that lasts more than 30 minutes. this includes EVERYTHING from sex to showering to conversations to food preparation. i feel like everything starts with !!! and ends with ...
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MUSICIANS NEEDED!!! [Mar. 27th, 2007|05:34 pm]
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Cabot Street Pub in Chicopee, MA is looking for live, acoustic talent to fill 1-2 hour slots on Saturday nights. All types of music are welcome, including alternative and classic rock, blues, bluegrass, country, covers, original music, and experimental jigs. Pay will depend on experience, exposure and applause. Please contact me via Myspace or at invisiblemonster23@hotmail.com

-keisha
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2006|11:01 pm]
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so, yesterday, i saw the spoon video that the yolanda and steve video from toys is based on. i nearly pissed my pants from laughing. also, i watched about seven hours of cable television. i'm glad i only need to binge watch once or twice a year to pretty much feel back in the loop.
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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2006|10:16 pm]
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NOOSES FOR SALE: 5 DOLLARS


i'd post about how shitty my life is, but i'm wasting way too much time being amused, instead. HEH.
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(no subject) [Jun. 11th, 2006|11:43 pm]
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my favorite thing to do when i'm bored is go on livejournal and read about how everyone has lost faith in people, thinks everyone is fake, doesn't feel like they're getting the attention they deserve, has no real friends, sucks at life, feels like the world owes them a break...etc.

straight up, i'm laughing my ass off. you wanna talk life's lemons, i'm the one to talk with. but, on a lazy day like today, birds singing, sun shining, heart beating, lungs breathing, the only thing i can bitch about is how goddamn good of a person i am, and how i can't even swallow without stopping first to notice the beauty of living.
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simpleminded [May. 2nd, 2006|01:23 pm]
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how does dominique swain manage to find movies where she is running in at least one scene? doesn't she realize she runs like a retard? makes me wish i owned a rifle. i'm goddamn bored. i woke up early, assuming i had to work because i've worked every monday morning for the last five months, but noooooo. i wasn't due in until four. felt like i got up for school on a saturday. christine and i rented high tension. i loved it. i watched it twice, but i have to bring it back today and i don't want to. i wanna throw a fit. also, i'm hungry. also,
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(no subject) [Mar. 9th, 2006|02:04 am]
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i've been having these really odd dreams involving crispin glover...dunno why. maybe it's because my bed is busted and my dreaming chakra is tilted. i need a new boxspring, or maybe some slabs of wood. i think slabs of wood would be cheaper. i'm sleeping on the futon, tonight. i can't handle this.
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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2006|12:57 pm]
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last night was absolutely devastating on about three million different levels. i wish i could re-live it over and over for eternity, and, like, repent or some shit. i'm pretty sure that would make me the running candidate for good karma next life around. god loves selfish, crazy eyed people.

this spanish keyboard blows.

it irritates me that r. crumb hates ralph bakshi so much. i'm almost embarassed that i loved wizards so much when i was twelve. i need new glasses. i want huge monster goggles just like r. crumbs. i want people to dream about me wearing those huge goggles and have huge hard ons all day afterwards. speaking of woodies, i had the most disturbing dream about my boss last night. it was too sexy. it woke me up at nine thirty in the morning, sweaty and crooked.
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summation [Feb. 27th, 2006|11:30 pm]
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tareyton cigarettes and a 40. surprised to be relaxed. working a lot. memory failing. a good thing. moving on. red lights and red wine. i stole it. i want to steal more.
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